Today we have some apocalyptic winds coming off the ocean in Venice. I had to walk over to the beach and see what kind of chaos they were causing and within a few seconds I saw a small dog being slid down the sidewalk by the wind until its human picked it up.

If I wake up and go outside tomorrow and see munchkins and the Emerald City in the distance, well, you should know what happened to me. Or actually, I guess since I live right near the Venice Boardwalk freakshow, anything is possible anyway.