Ramblings for 2009-05-27

• It’s kind of like they just moved all the tourists from the Venice Boardwalk to Disneyland and stuck a churro in their hand. #
• I just saw my personal favourite, a mother who had her child on one of those kid leashes. I asked her if it was her seeing-eye human. #
• If you’re so fat that you can’t keep up with the people ahead of you in line, we will cut in front of you (if we can get around you). #