Vorpal Mittens

I got home from a gig the other night and Orange Cat was waiting for me while stood proudly over a bat she caught. These paws look cute and fluffy, but this is a pure murder machine.
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There have been quite a few dogs around me lately, although the…

There have been quite a few dogs around me lately, although the dog in this photo is actually just a land-bound bat. She’s occasionally psychotic, but I suppose if I was a grounded bat I’d also be annoyed sometimes. She also eats cat feces, which is honestly just embarrassing. She’s a good dog though, and not mine so I don’t have to pick up her little steaming piles of poo, which is a good bonus for me.